Saturday, February 9, 2008

Aisa Bhi Hota Hai...!

Once Upon A Time...

[Every human is sleeping. It's 2 am. Puchee (the PC) is having a conversation with Tubie (the Tube light).]

Puchee- Are you sleeping, Tubie?

Tubie- Like a good, obedient tube light; yes I am! Go to sleep Puchee or my mom will wake up in the next room.

Puchee- Listen, Tubie...we need to talk...you are my only friend in this room. You know how Pankhi is. [Puchee does not like Pankhi (the fan) as she spreads rumours about Puchee and Tubie's relationship in the air.]

Tubie- Ok, fine what?

Puchee- I had a dream last night. A really bad dream. It really turned me off...

Tubie- What happened? Did you dream again about the mouse eating the keys? Or is it about the speakers now?

Puchee- [almost sweating] Well...I...dreamt...

Tubie- [now completely awake] What happened? You're sweating! What did you dream about?

Puchee- Forget it. Goodnight Tubie. Go to sleep. Sorry to switch you on.

Tubie- Oh come on! You always do this. Why do you create such drama? Just tell me whatever you dreamt about.

Puchee- Tubie, I said I'm sorry. Goodnight.

Tubie- [really angry] Puchee tell me your dream or else I'll wake up Pankhi and tell her what we were doing yesterday afternoon when she was sleeping...!

Puchee- [scared] You wont tell Pankhi. You can't do something like that Tubie. Tubie I trust you.

Tubie- Then tell me your dream and let me switch off peacefully.

Puchee- Ok...I dreamt about you kissing MP. [MP (Mobile Phone) is considered as Puchee's replacement. She is now liked by every human as she possesses more features than Puchee.]

Tubie- Oh... [tries hard to hide his smirk] Puchee, that was just a dream.

[Puchee is crying, which means the UPS is making noise.]

Tubie- Don't cry Puchee, that human will wake up.

[Puchee is still crying.]

Tubie- Puchee, it was just a dream. I don't even like MP. I like you. MP maybe having more services than you, but I still love you. MP is always roaming around. But you remain at one place. And I like that.

Puchee- [stops crying] How sweet. I love you too Tubie. [smiles]

Tubie- [smiles] Now go to sleep and let me dream about you. [He was actually thinking about MP.]

Puchee- [blushes] Goodnight Tubie.

And they functioned happily ever after...







22 comments:

  1. really gud ya. i liked the satire about male hypocrisy and the overlying satire abt technology..... gud stuff!!!

    quite diffnt :)

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  2. lovely!
    the beautiful feeling comes out so beautifully!
    a fresh way of bringing in light the beauty of "relationships"

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  3. Hey!!that was different and presented nicely.
    Good work!!

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  4. lolzzz!! dat was quite refreshing,interesting, amusing...did onez tooo gud :)
    kk so tubie is dat male who slips whenever he sees a slick chic(mp i mean ;)..v true for most of d guys
    ..
    can i ask u 1thing? did u deliberately make d pc female?i mean tubie(quite slender) luks more lyk a female dan male..u know..was dat a conscious choice? how did u decide d gender?? :o (reply here in ur comments only)

    PS:i love doin wt puchee did..u know first sayin i have smthin to tell n then sayin 4gt it..it adds more drama n really makes d other person v eager;)

    PS:i wud have loved it more if u had named d mobile phone as muchee~~ hehee

    PS: bdw i have a lil tubie v near to mah puchee..n m havin dreams of their romance now !!:D ;)hehee

    gud one! expecting more of it

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  5. well i can say that was the best i ever had frm u....really gud wrk buddy...very impressive satirical overview on male psyche and tech...n the realationship has been beautifully described...

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  7. haha.. nice one!
    Thanks for dropping by my blog!

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  8. cool thought.more like somethin for children

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  9. Thinking of my computer making out with the tubelight while I am sleeping;

    okay, that officially gives me the creeps. :|

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  10. dat xplains all the noise when i fall asleep.
    gr8 thinking, personification, and character-naming. Tubie and puchee ..
    keeps the seriousness of the matter enclosed in child-like ambience.

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  11. ha ha ha ha...


    good one

    Will comment after I stop laughin... ha ha ha

    keep it rollin;)

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  12. that was a lovely piece of writing..i realled loved the analogy....the humanisation of gadgets was a very brilliant idea...

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  13. Hehehehe - really like the creativity in the piece....nice thought process...and geat flow of conversation.
    Cool stuff. Very entertaining.

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  14. superb. i really like the way u of ur writing it is really gud. and this idea of love between these things is outstanding. gud job buddy. keep it up
    U INSPIRE.

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